Evil Ernie

Evil Ernie
If there was a Family Guy take on The Lord of the Rings...?

Wouldn't this be a perfect cast:

Frodo - Stewie
Sam - Brian
Gandalf - Herbert
Aragorn - Peter
Legolas - Quagmire
Gimli - Joe
Boromir - Cleveland
Saruman - Adam West
Galadriel - Meg
Celeborn - Neil
Arwen - Lois
Elrond - Carter
Ringwraith's - Death
Gollum - The Evil Monkey
Sauron - Bruce
Lurtz - Ernie the chicken

I have this vision of Aragorn's battke with Lurtz at the end of the first film being one of Peter's battles with that chicken he keeps getting in fights with. Who should be Merry and Pippin though?

Since Bruce always has those cameos as voices, it would be hilarious to have his voice as Sauron's. Can you imagine that? Where Sauron would say "I see you", Bruce would say "I see y'all". Or when Sauron gets his finger chopped off, Bruce would deliver his "Oh nooooo"

What would you like to see in a Family Guy Lord of the Rings?
What if Greased up deaf guy made an appearance as one of those uruk-hai they dig up under Isengard.

holy crap.that would rock!.remember when sauron lost his contact lense?!

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Ernie has lots of ideas, makes lots of mistakes, and is ageing as all of us do to varying degrees- if we are lucky. My seventeen year old son didn't get the "taken-for-granted" privilege of growing old as many don't as well. His life ended somewhere in the sky, in a life flight helicopter, before reaching the hospital.  

Ernie, Ralph, Don, and Joseph are just names we give to the human boides that we see. Something has to go on the birth certificates.

We are all but garments that the impersonal being called various names lives. Call this spiritual essence, God, Creator, I AM, or Allah and it's the same. Our garments can be healed more often than not, if we'd but understand the process.  My friend (Walter Starcke) that I visited Saturday sent me the following which I'll just copy for you now and see you (at least write) manana.

Spiritual healing is not superstition or the result of blind faith. It is what the word says, a “spiritual experience". However, something or some idea, even imagination, has to preceed the endeavor to heal. Ultimately it is the experience of spirit that heals, but the first step on this journey to spirit is to realize that nothing, no thing, is permenant. Obviously, there would be no need for a healing unless there was something, some object, that was dis-eased, broken, or out of order. Therefore, we begin by realizing that everyhing at the material level sooner or later crumbles, dissolves, or changes shape. Even rocks are impermenant. The spiritual significance of that fact is that it opens the door to the possibility of change.

In the old days women use to get what they called permenants. Well, that was a mis-nomer. Their hair would grow out; so their permenant wave was a passing wave. Next, nothing is permenant because it appears to be permenant for the time being - as existing in time. In other words, time would have to be other than now, a continunm. That kind of time does not exist. Following the realization that noting is perminant is the fiction of time. If nothing is perminant and time is a fiction thus healing can take place in an experience of now. One has to be out of now for good or evil to exist. One has to look to the past or imagine the future for duality to exist.

Now is where imagination takes place. Change takes place because of an altering of consciousness and imagination is the tool that activates the change. If one can accept that nothing is permanent, that things can be different now, and energises that, with imagination raised to the level of experience, a new image, a harmonious image, can result. Ah, but there is a catch to watch out for. In the process, if a would be healer accepts that there is something, some objective condition, that needs to change they are imagining its existence and instead of changing it they reinforce it.

For a spiritual healing to take place the realization of the impermance of a condition negagtes its image as a reality and the healer can subjectively image health, wholeness, harmony, right function, and completeness until those qualities are subjectively experienced and the old image is replaced with a new one that takes the form of what ever was desired.

Finally, the fact that no thing is permanent is the law that breaks the law. When we assume that a healing needs to take place we are affirming that a law of lack or disease is present, but when the law of impermanence is realized all other laws are set aside.Though no thing is permanent, existence does exist. What exists is consciousess, truth, spiritual being. If one can see something with their eyes, it does not exist. By that I mean that the visible scene is not the reality. It symbolizes reality, but it is not reality. The divine self is invisible except for those who can look at the visible and see the invisible. Again, when one can look at the appearance and imagine the spiritual reality that exists in the invisible it is once more proved that nothing is permanent and it is all God.

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As a spiritual-futurist my commentaries and articles deal primarily with an interpretation of current events in light of macro-universal forces at play.

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